Hey ya’ll (yes, it’s back to “ya’ll”) and welcome to this week’s installment of The Bachelor recap! I intentionally waited until today (riiiiight) to update because I updated this blog last Thursday and if I have to wait a week+ to watch then you have to wait a week+ to read! Boom, I have the power! [...]

Hi lady lovers and sorry I am so late with this week’s recap of The Bachelor! It was my birthday this past weekend and work has been stressful and then last night I was going to watch Monday’s episode at home but my cable wasn’t working and then my Flash plug-in wasn’t working on my [...]

Dramatic sigh. Let’s get on with it then. Welcome back lady-man-rose lovers to yet another installation of The Bachelor season 16 recap. Has it already been a week since the last post? Well, no, because I was a few days behind, but it seems as though this season is winding down rather quickly. With only a handful [...]

What’s up lady lovers? (That’s better than “hey ya’ll,” right?) and welcome to week FOUR of The Bachelor! I’m going to be honest here, I’m surprised I’ve kept up with this weekly recap. Not only do I have concentration issues but I find this program either incredibly awkward, incredibly boring or incredibly redundant with little [...]

Hey ya’ll (why do I keep introducing each blog with that?) and welcome to the recap of episode three of The Bachelor and the first blog post where I am actually on time! Get used to it because (hopefully) now each post will be updated as soon as the episode is over! I actually had [...]

This week I would like to take a closer look into the modeling career of The Bachelor season 16′s resident bitch, Courtney. Now, most girls on reality television shows who claim they have “modeling careers” have really only appeared in local catalogs, ie: any contestant on America’s Next Top Model, but it appears that Courtney [...]

Hi ya’ll and welcome to next installment of The Bachelor recap, episode two! Last week’s review was over 3,000 words, yikes! I promise it will be much, much shorter this time around. Tonight the remaining 18 women travel to Ben F.’s hometown of Sonoma, CA for drama! Tears! And, oh Jesus, lots of making out! [...]

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.